The Sunday newspapers have been on form today, with the Sunday Express (who actually call themselves "the world's greatest newspaper) leading the bullshit, suggesting Oba Martins is set to be sold!

Toon boss Sam Allardyce said he was fed up with the reports on Martins, and the player himself said he was happy to fight for his place. And the very fact Martins is the ONLY Toon striker this pre-season to make himself available for all of Newcastle's friendlies, must stand for something.

But the Express have come up with: