Right then ... what's our excuses?

Well for starters, our midfielders kept falling over crisp packets, and I've seen cleaner dustbins that the Stadium of Sh***.

We didn't have Michael Owen who was injured on international duty with England ... errrr ooops ... injured while he was watching England in action on TV.

The match kicked off at 1pm, far too early for a Premiership game, and we normally only get into our stride around 4.30pm.

And that's about all I can come up with.

SUNDERLAND 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 1