Mike Ashley has gone back to his play room and thrown his Subbuteo game (Newcastle Utd) in the toy cupboard ... and who knows what the hell is going to happen next?

Shay Given says the Newcastle players have not officially been told the club is up for sale!

Ashley legged it months ago ... and they haven't seen him since!

Asked if he was happy with current boss Joe Kinnear, Shay hinted tongue-in-cheek - at least he TALKS to the players - more than the owner does.

Ashley was last seen looking for Christmas presents for the family, and allegedly has his eye on Jersey - which he wants to convert into Tracey Island for one of the kids.

Given: "He (Joe Kinnear) has done well so far.