They can be very "touchy" in Bolton. As we found out the year they opened the new stadium and one fanzine called it "The Reebok Experience", to which we replied "it looks like Thunderbird 2 ... only smaller".

There were tears and tantrums. Bolton fans up in arms.

Scousers and Mancs rarely bite, they've heard the jibes too many times before, and it is like water off a duck's back. But the Reebok is the place to go fishing, "hoy in a worm and they'll snap yer line".

Which brings us onto the never ending story of Phil Gartside (Bolton chairman) and his sad war of words with Sam Allardyce, insisting he is neither "sad, nor bitter".