Monday, 9th November 2009:
Mackem Gets Aldershot Job!	Mon 09 Nov
Kevin Dillon arrived at Newcastle around the same time as Micky Quinn ... with a better goalscoring record in the top flight than the Fat Man.

Barton's Fortunes Reversed?	Mon 09 Nov
Last week we heard Joey Barton was set to return to action sooner than expected. But today the rumour from SJP claims he has taken a step backwards.

Toon Get Last Laugh As Ferguson Bites The Dust!	Mon 09 Nov
Oh dear ... Darren Ferguson has been sacked by Peterborough United after Saturday's defeat at SJP.

Better Than Spanish Giants?	Mon 09 Nov
Jose Enrique claims the support at SJP is better than at Barcelona and Madrid.

From Sir - To Saint - To Royalty - For Bobby!	Mon 09 Nov
The banner at SJP on Saturday said it all - "St Bobby; St Shearer; St James' Park". From knighthood to saint for Bobby Robson, and even more ... a touch of royalty.

Ginola Blames 'Poor Management' For Toon Troubles!	Mon 09 Nov
David Ginola was a Newcastle legend ... until he said he wanted to "return home to France" and ended up at Tottenham!

Don't Point Finger At Us Jonás!	Mon 09 Nov
Jonás Gutiérrez claims certain Newcastle websites spread the word he wanted to leave Newcastle. Well he cannot blame NewcastleUtd-mad ... because we stuck up for the fella!

Baggies Have Edge In Two Horse Race For Title!	Mon 09 Nov
Posh boss Darren Ferguson tipped the Toon to win the Championship ... but the bookies give the Baggies the edge at 13/5 and us at 5/2.

Gutierrez Knows How To 'Milk' It!	Mon 09 Nov
Winger Jonas Gutierrez has re-committed himself to Newcastle after finally breaking his duck in a Toon shirt. One goal in three years ... but he certainly knows how to milk it.


Previously:
Ashley Statue Planned For St James' Park!	Sun 08 Nov
Yes folks ... a fitting tribute to Mike Ashley is being planned for St James' Park.

St Robson - St Shearer - St James'!	Sun 08 Nov
Sir Bobby was remembered yesterday as a banner at the stadium spelt out: "St Robson; St Shearer; St James". Plus ...

Sky Sports - To Their Credit - Told It As It Was!	Sun 08 Nov
Those who planned protests about the re-naming of St James' Park got backing from Sky Sports yesterday. And we thank them for telling the truth ... unlike the bollox we had from Llambias this week.

Darren Ferguson: 'Daddy ... Help Me!'	Sun 08 Nov
OK, Posh boss Darren Ferguson is an easy target. But after all the heartache his pompus father has caused us over the years ... who gives a toss?

Spiderman Forgot His Mask!	Sun 08 Nov
Jonas Gutierrez scored his first Newcastle goal when he dribbled half the length of the pitch before cutting inside and striking a right-footed effort past past the Posh goalkeeper.

Protests Did Not Get To Toon Players!	Sun 08 Nov
Chris Hughton praised his players for ignoring the protests around SJP yesterday.

Shearer Gives Up On Toon Job!	Sun 08 Nov
The Sunday Mirror reports that Alan Sjearer has decided to "throw his hat in to the football jobs market with immediate effect".

Heavy-Handed Stewards Defend Ashley From Mauling!	Sun 08 Nov
Mike Ashley was spared a mauling as he (or someone at the club) had put his stewards on red alert at St James' Park yesterday.

Taffs And Smogs Let Toon And Baggies Storm Ahead!	Sun 08 Nov
Newcastle had a good day yesterday, as Cardiff and Boro crashed to away defeats in the Championship and the Geordie boys put Posh to the sword.

Team line-ups v Peterborough United	Sat 07 Nov
Confirmation of the starting eleven and substitutes named for this afternoon's fixture at home to Peterborough United.

Toon's New Fixture List ...	Sat 07 Nov
Leicester City's home clash with Newcastle United on January 30 has been moved to a tea-time kick off. The game will be televised live by Sky Sports and will now kick off at 5.20pm.

Harewood Heading Back To Villa?	Sat 07 Nov
Marlon Harewood's loan is due to expire at the end of the year, when the transfer window opens for permanent transfers. And it is thought Newcastle will let him go.

Coloccini Talks About Newcastle's 'Accident'!	Sat 07 Nov
Fabricio Coloccini says Newcastle's relegation was an "accident".

No Clause In Gutierrez Contract!	Sat 07 Nov
Diego Maradona has hinted he wants his World Cup stars Fabricio Coloccini and Jonas Gutiérrez to join top clubs in either England or Spain in January to prepare for Africa in the summer ...

Hughton - I Won't Let Anyone Leave (Unless Mike Says So!)	Sat 07 Nov
Oh dear ... the "Yes Man" signs a contract and comes out fighting! At last Chris Hughton made a statement of intent, but it fell on deaf ears as the new "Tough Talking" had many chuckling.

Llambias: 'Ashley Has Been Spot On!'	Fri 06 Nov
Ben Smith of The Times has wrote in the newspaper today backing the Toon fans who are set to demonstrate on Saturday.