Thursday, 5th November 2009:
Time For 'Daddy's Boy' Ferguson To Walk On His Own Feet!	Thu 05 Nov
We have "Daddy's Boy" visiting SJP on Saturday, insisting Peterborough United are not travelling to St James Park just to enjoy the occasion.

Llambias: 'The Fans Will Like Us One Day'!	Thu 05 Nov
Derek Llambias says: "Yes, I know Mike (Ashley) and myself are unpopular, but the fans will come around eventually".

The New Name For St James' Park Is ...	Thu 05 Nov
Derek Llambias confirmed last night that St James' Park will be known as the sportsdirect@St James' Park Stadium

Toon In A 'Black Hole'!	Thu 05 Nov
Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias says Newcastle Utd are in a "financial black hole" after relegation.

Taylor Will Be Part Of The Action!	Thu 05 Nov
Despite a false dawn at Bramall Lane, Chris Hughton says Steven Taylor WILL be back into his squad for Saturday's home clash with Peterborough.

Ashley Tells Toon Fans - I Do What I Want!	Thu 05 Nov
Managing director Derek Llambias has insisted Mike Ashley has taken the club off the market because "he wants to stay" ... not because there were no takers.

More On Sol Campbell!	Thu 05 Nov
We reported this week that Chris Hughton has been on the trail of former England international Sol Campbell. There's more ...

No Poppies For Man U & Liverpool - There's A Shock!	Thu 05 Nov
Man Utd and Liverpool will NOT embroider the British Legion emblem on their match-day shirts to mark Remembrance Sunday this weekend.


Previously:
Llambias Claims Toon Fans Are Too 'Negative'!	Wed 04 Nov
Derek Llambias says we are in the transfer market - looking to sign "two 16-year old Irish players" - and he wonders why the fans throw shitty underpants at him!

Do You Shiver Everytime Llambias Opens His Gob?	Wed 04 Nov
OK, let's not take away any of Mike Ashley's thunder ... he is the biggest parasite ever to crawl into St James' Park in their 117 year history! But Derek Llambias must be a close second.

Posh Be Warned - It Won't Be The Kids THIS Time!	Wed 04 Nov
We play Peterborough United at SJP on Saturday, their first visit to the ground since 1993, when Rob Lee hit a brace and David Kelly made the final score 3-0.

Nolan - The Backbone Of Toon's Promotion Push!	Wed 04 Nov
While the likes of Owen, Duff, Martins and Bassong couldn't wait to get on the train at Central Station ... Kevin Nolan snubbed the chance to return to the Premiership with Bolton.

Llambias Defends Ashley Once Again!	Wed 04 Nov
When Mike Ashley gets a dig at the Toon Army, and the shit hits the fan, Derek Llambias appears from the bunker to tell us "eeee you Geordies have got it all wrong, Mike's a lovely bloke!"

Former Toon Star Beats Cancer To Make World Cup Finals!	Wed 04 Nov
Craig Moore didn't play at St James' Park during his peak, but the former Rangers defender did his bit in the short time he was at the club.

Ashley Gets A Mention In The Commons!	Tue 03 Nov
Ina bizarre act (probably to get the attention away from fiddling expences) a Tyneside MP has tabled a Commons motion ...

Ashley Has Made St James' Park A Poisoned Chalice!	Tue 03 Nov
One London business executive, John Harte, says Mike Ashley has made St James' Park "A Poisoned Chalice!"

Jenas Wants To Be Back In The Goldfish Bowl!	Tue 03 Nov
Jermaine Jenas said he wanted to leave St James' Park because it was "a goldfish bowl" and he didn't like the limelight. Well ... he says he wants the world to notice him again!

Blackwell Puts Hughton Right!	Tue 03 Nov
Chris Hughton said today Sheffield United " had not far off their best side out", but Kevin Blackwell says "we have 14 players missing!"

Coloccini Shows His Class!	Tue 03 Nov
Chris Hughton hailed teenager Tamas Kadar and Fabricio Coloccini in Newcastle United's 1-0 win at Bramall Lane.

Former Toon Keeper Faced His Own Red Balloon!	Tue 03 Nov
The Mackems will go down in history for the first goal scored via a balloon, when they beat Liverpool last month. But former Toon goalkeeper Ian Bennett knows the feeling only too well.

So Who Gets The Goal - Taylor Or Morgan?	Tue 03 Nov
Some newspapers have given Ryan Taylor the credit for United's win last night, while others point to the fact - had it not hit Chris Morgan's arse, it was not going anywhere. What do YOU think?

The New Duncan Ferguson!	Tue 03 Nov
While Chris Hughton praised the exploits of Steve Harper, the Newcastle United goalkeeper paid tribute to striker Andy Carroll for his role in Monday's 1-0 win at Sheffield United.

Blackwell And The Black Cat!	Tue 03 Nov
"When you're luck's out ... it's out", says Sheffield Utd manager Kevin Blackwell. And he felt he was dealt a bad pack of cards at Bramall Lane.

Harper's Last-Ditch Saves Earn Toon Three Points!	Tue 03 Nov
Chris Hughton praised Ngoalkeeper Steve Harper after the 1-0 win at Sheffield United.

Former Toon Star Tells Blades Fans To Button It!	Mon 02 Nov
Former Newcastle Gary Speed wants the Sheffield United boo-boys to lay off boss Kevin Blackwell.