Wednesday, 29th October 2008:
Redknapp Deserves Judas Calls!	Wed 29 Oct
Harry Redknapp faced boos and shouts of 'Judas' as he arrived to be granted the freedom of the city of Portsmouth just three days after quitting Pompey to take over at Tottenham!

Barton 'Thank You' To Fans!	Wed 29 Oct
Joey Barton (talking on the official NUFC website) has thanked the Toon Army for their support during Tuesday's 2-1 win over West Brom.

Life On The Outside For Toon Charlie!	Wed 29 Oct
Charles N'Zogbia is waiting in the wings to impress Joe Kinnear. The French Under-21 international was left out of Joe Kinnear's side at Sunderland, and again against West Brom.

Barton Has Paid The Reaper!	Wed 29 Oct
I was one of the first to call for Joey Barton's head after seeing the video of the incident in Liverpool last December ... but I genuinely felt like jumping to his rescue at Sunderland on Saturday and lamping a couple of Mackems.

Toon Stars Have To Impress Diego Maradona!	Wed 29 Oct
Fabricio Coloccini and Jonas Gutierrez will have another manager to impress ... none other than Diego Maradona.

Three Points For Toon - And Joe Gets It Right This Time!	Wed 29 Oct
We should have won at a canter - 2-0 up at half-time and coasting - but even though the second-half was hard work, Joe Kinnear will at least be able to reflect on a crucial win over the Baggies just when his side needed it most.

Kinnear Waits For Ashley's Call!	Wed 29 Oct
Newcastle United is up for sale and manager Joe Kinnear is no nearer knowing who is going to "splash the cash" than the fans!

Toon Old Boy Heading To QPR? I Don't Think So!	Wed 29 Oct
Former Toon striker Michael Chopra was "gutted" missing out on the chance to play against his old club on Saturday, and some reports suggest he is unhappy at the Stadium of Sh***.

Ketsbaia In The Frame To Be Toon Boss?	Wed 29 Oct
Former Toon star Rob Lee said last night (on Sky TV) that the next Newcastle manager "must have strong connections with the club - a face the fans know". So what about former Newcastle United midfielder Temuri Ketsbaia?


Previously:
Team line-ups v West Bromwich Albion	Tue 28 Oct
Confirmation of the starting eleven and substitutes named for the evening game at home to West Bromwich Albion.

Our Sympathy Goes To Sunderland Fan's Family!	Tue 28 Oct
A Sunderland fan died as he took his seat in the stadium moments before the Wear/Tyne derby on Saturday.

Shay To Skipper Toon Tonight!	Tue 28 Oct
Three years ago Steve Harper became the first EVER Newcastle United goalkeeper to skipper the club ... and his buddy Shay Given looks set to lead out the Toon players tonight.

Ameobi Derby Double!	Tue 28 Oct
Shola Ameobi scored against the Mackems on Saturday, and his younger brother Samuel helped Toon reserves beat the Monkey Hangers in the Central League Cup last night.

Police Studying CCTV Footage To Ban Fans For Life!	Tue 28 Oct
Police chiefs have launched an investigation into the derby day violence which took place at the weekend's Wear-Tyne clash, and the intend to come down hard on those who organised the trouble.

Kinnear - Barton Is The Best We Have Available!	Tue 28 Oct
Personally I thought Joey Barton put in a class performance in the short time he was on the pitch at the Stadium of Sh*** on Saturday, more so than some I could mention.

'Dodgy Keeper' Key To A Toon Win!	Tue 28 Oct
"Dodgy Keeper" Scott Carson is keen to add to his two caps for England and banish the memory of his last appearance for his country. But it is erratic handling that could spur on a Toon win tonight.

Albion Comes Too Soon For 'Sick Note' Owen!	Tue 28 Oct
Michael Owen has taken over the nick-name "Sick-note" from previous regular absentees Kieron Dyer and Albert Luque, and it must be frustrating for Joe Kinnear seeing his saviour miss out again on a vital fixture.

Butt 'Newcastle Is ALWAYS A Rollercoaster'!	Tue 28 Oct
Up one minute ... down the next! Nicky Butt is lost to explain why playing for Newcastle United is always a rollercoaster ride.

The Monkey Hangers Beat The Baggies - So Can We!	Tue 28 Oct
West Brom manager Tony Mowbray does not think it will be long before Newcastle head up the table ... and you get the feeling his arse is starting twitch knowing the Mags could start the revival tonight.

You're Wrong Joe - Martins Misses His Buddies!	Tue 28 Oct
Joe Kinnear can talk until he is blue in the face, but Oba Martins is struggling because he is missing the quality of strike partners Michael Owen and Mark Viduka, both out through injury.

Big Sam Snub - Pompey Name Their Man!	Tue 28 Oct
The bookies were quick to name former Toon boss Sam Allardyce one of the favourites for the Pompey job when Harry Redknapp did a runner ... but the south coast club will appoint the new manager from 'within'.

Fergie Falls Short Of 'Dictator' Slur!	Tue 28 Oct
FIFA president Sepp Blatter is an idiot ... and we don't need to hear it from Sir Alex Ferguson ... but the Man Utd boss came mighty close to 'suggesting' Blatter was like the dictors in Africa.

Shola: 'Goal Means Nothing!'	Mon 27 Oct
Shola Ameobi said his goal against the Mackems meant little at the end of the day, because it all ended in derby day misery.

Life After Shearer! Omens Look Good For Toon!	Mon 27 Oct
West Brom have yet to record a win against Newcastle in the Premiership, and NOW is the time to keep that record going! In our last meeting Newcastle began life after Alan Shearer ...

FA Push Mackem Trouble Under The Carpet!	Mon 27 Oct
Sunderland are set to escape any official action over the crowd disturbances during Saturday's derby victory over Newcastle United ... because the FA won't take responsibility.