Thursday, 27th November 2008:
Krul Luck As Tim Gets That Calamity!	Thu 27 Nov
Newcastle goalkeeper Tim Krul admitted his relief that his Carlisle United debut didn't end in calamity on Saturday, but it was a different story three days later at Millwall!

The Shocking State Of This Club Under Ashley!	Thu 27 Nov
Steve Harper has been at Newcastle United for 16 years. His contract is up in the summer, and with the shocking state we find ourselves in ... there is NO-ONE to sit down with Harper, or Michael Owen, to talk about their future!

Toon Midfielder Expects A Result At Riverside!	Thu 27 Nov
Danny Guthrie says - hand on heart - that the Newcastle side expected to get a result at Stamford Bridge, and they feel the same about the Riverside.

Kinnear Can Expect A Bang On His Door!	Thu 27 Nov
Bob Moncur believes that Joe Kinnear has unearthed a superb defensive partnership in Sebastien Bassong and Fabricio Coloccini ... but will he recall the fit-again Steven Taylor?

Boro Still Haven't Sold Their Tickets!	Thu 27 Nov
The Smogs still insist Saturday's visit by the Mags is a derby game ... when we all know there is only ONE north-east derby. Derby or not, the buggers still haven't sold their tickets!

N'Zogbia Has Changed His Mind (For The 107th Time)!	Thu 27 Nov
Here's some news for you .... Charles N'Zogbia has insisted he wants to stay on Tyneside.

Is Ketsbaia'The Miracle Worker' The Man For Newcastle?	Thu 27 Nov
Temuri Ketsbaia was one minute away from a miracle last night, when little Anorthosis Famagusta were held by German side Werder Bremen in Cyprus with an injury time equaliser.

Toon Season-Ticket Holders Miss Out On VAT Cut!	Thu 27 Nov
I was amazed to read in The Journal this morning: "Newcastle United will attempt to lure fans back to St James's Park by passing on this week's VAT cut to them." Isn't it LAW they HAVE TO?


Previously:
Help Required From Toon Fans!	Wed 26 Nov
We are looking for help in designing a new header for Newcastle Utd Mad ... can you help?

Toon Star Says We Have Reached 'Turning Point'!	Wed 26 Nov
Jonas Gutierrez believes Newcastle United's point at Chelsea can be a major turning point as the Magpies battle to get out of the relegation zone.

Man Utd Top Hooligan League ... As Usual!	Wed 26 Nov
Fans with attitude? You don't need me to tell you that (once again) Manchester United top the Premiership Hooligan League.

Viduka Set For Appearance At Smog City!	Wed 26 Nov
Mark Viduka COULD face his old club on Saturday, but chances are ... he will be on the bench.

Riise WAS Kinnear's Loan Target!	Wed 26 Nov
Joe Kinnear has admitted John Arne Riise WAS the player he hoped to sign on a loan deal, but hopes have receded after the Norway defender was recalled to the Roma side.

Ashley Is Now A Chelsea Fan!	Wed 26 Nov
According to the Evening Chronicle ... Mike Ashley has now switched from the Toon to being a CHELSEA supporter!

Ashley Cancels Meeting - Now It's Down To Texting Kinnear!	Wed 26 Nov
Yes ... we all know Mike Ashley has just about given up on the club ... letting Joe Kinnear take the pressure up here on Tyneside, without even a visit to SJP. That 'crunch meeting' in London was cancelled, as Ashley reverts to texting!

Smogs Promise To Please Fans After Humiliation!	Wed 26 Nov
Middlesbrough midfielder Gary O'Neil says Newcastle can expect a derby-day response from his team to their humiliation at the hands of Bolton.

Owen Says 'Throw Away The Form Book'!	Wed 26 Nov
Has there ever been a season like this one? Hull winning at Arsenal; Burnley winning at Chelsea; the bookies must be raking it in! And Michael Owen says he cannot remember such a topsy-turvy league.

Kinnear Has To Sell To Buy - But N'Zogbia Is Not On His List!	Wed 26 Nov
Joe Kinnear will strengthen his squad in January, but he MUST sell players first. And that makes Charles N'Zogbia one of the easiest to off-load because he wants to move and there is interest ... BUT Joe says he is going nowhere.

Former Toon Defender Kicks Celtic Out Of Europe!	Wed 26 Nov
Kick a man while he's down ... former Newcastle defender Gary Caldwell put through his own goal to - not only spoil Celtic's Champions League hopes - but denied them even the consolation of a UEFA Cup place.

It's Pushing The Boat Out Giving Praise To Argie Cheat!	Tue 25 Nov
I don't know about you ... put all this "Toon Shake 'Hand Of God' For Getting Point At Chelsea" is poor journalism gone friggin mental!

Carroll Snatches A Point For Reserves!	Tue 25 Nov
Andy Carroll snatched a point for Newcastle United reserves against Liverpool by scoring in injury time.

Do We Fear The Trip To The Riverside?	Tue 25 Nov
We need a result ... that IS certain ... but the ICI Smogsters are hardly world beaters. Let's take a look ...

Police Delighted With Tyne/Wear 'Crimewatch' Appeal!	Tue 25 Nov
Police last week released 40 mugshots of suspects they wanted to speak to after trouble flared at the Sunderland and Newcastle game at the Stadium of Light last month.

Wigan Turn The Screw On Toon!	Tue 25 Nov
Although that point at Stamford Bridge was one most of us didn't expect, results (apart from the dear old Mackems) didn't fall kindly for us. And that result at Wigan last night certainly saw reality kick in!

Shay Given - Will He Stay Or Will He Go?	Tue 25 Nov
Newcastle United striker Shola Ameobi believes team-mate Shay Given is among the world's great goalkeepers ... but so do Arsene Wenger and Harry Redknapp.