Monday, 24th November 2008:
Ashley Grinds Newcastle Into The Ground!	Mon 24 Nov
Despite Joe Kinnear saying his squad is "paper-thin" ... he was told by Mike Ashley he must sell to buy in the January transfer window.

Toon Fan Hails Moore's Achievement!	Mon 24 Nov
Former Newcastle United defender Craig Moore has made an amazing playing return only 12 days after undergoing an operation for testicular cancer.

N'Zogbia Hopes To Be First Out Of St James' Park!	Mon 24 Nov
Charles N'Zogbia has revealed (to the Sunday Sun) that he is keen on a move to Paris Saint Germain.

Kinnear Happy To Work With Dennis Wise!	Mon 24 Nov
Let's face facts, Joe Kinnear (if he wants to stay in the job) HAS to work with Dennis Wise. There is no way around it. You sink or you swim in Mike Ashley's swimming pool ... and Wise has the life-boat.

Keith Harris - Is This The Guy With Orville The Duck?	Mon 24 Nov
I'm sure I'm not the first to ask this question ... but this guy Keith Harris (who Mike Ashley has put in charge of selling the Toon) ... is he the ventriloquist with puppets Orville the Duck and Cuddles the Monkey?

Media Reports Are Waffle! Norwegian Not Coming To Toon!	Mon 24 Nov
Per Cikijan Skjelbred's agent has insisted the Norwegian striker knows nothing of newspaper rumours he set to join Newcastle.

Harper Given Toon 'Run Out'!	Mon 24 Nov
Toon goalkeeper Steve Harper will face Liverpool reserves tonight at Whitley Park (kick-off 7pm).


Previously:
Shearer Under Fire From All Quarters!	Sun 23 Nov
Joe Kinnear made it quite plain on Football Focus that the time is right for Alan Shearer to either "get involved with Newcastle" in some capacity ... or ship out.

Kinnear: 'A Draw At The Bridge Is Like A Win'!	Sun 23 Nov
Joe Kinnear was given a further month in charge by owner Mike Ashley yesterday and said the draw 'felt like a win'.

Scolari 'Toon Were Better Team'!	Sun 23 Nov
Chelsea coach Luiz Felipe Scolari paid tribute to Newcastle boss Joe Kinnear after his side were held to a draw at Stamford Bridge.

Xmas With Kinnear!	Sun 23 Nov
Mike Ashley cancelled the proposed "meeting of the minds" after the Chelsea game, but although he decided NOT to meet Joe Kinnear ... he gave the interim Toon boss a call on his mobile.

Former Toon Striker Heading To Man Utd?	Sun 23 Nov
Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that he would be interested in re-signing Giuseppe Rossi ... the striker he loaned to Newcastle United for a spell.

London Media Hammer Newcastle ... Again!	Sun 23 Nov
It took Joe Kinnear four days in the job to find out the level the London media will drop to slag off Newcastle United.

Riise Happy In Rome!	Sun 23 Nov
Joe Kinnear has John Arne Riise on his "wish list" for January ... IF he is still at Newcastle and IF Mike Ashley gives him money to spend. But the former Liverpool player says he is happy at Roma.

Team line-ups v Chelsea	Sat 22 Nov
Confirmation of the starting eleven and substitutes named for this afternoon's fixture away to Chelsea.

Kinnear And Shearer? Desperate Measures From A Desperate Man!	Sat 22 Nov
Joe Kinnear knows (as well as we do) that Alan Shearer will be the next Newcastle manager, and his efforts to "teach" the GOALden Boy the ropes seems the act of a desperate man.

The Bridge Has No Toon 'Hoodoo' - Says Joe!	Sat 22 Nov
Is Stamford Bridge a "hoodoo" venue for Newcastle United? It happens to be the toughest place to visit in the Premiership ... but not only for Newcastle.

Toon Goalkeeper Happy To Move On!	Sat 22 Nov
Dutch goalkeeper Tim Krul turned down the offer of a move back to Holland with Feyenoord in the summer, and Newcastle snubbed an offer from Chelsea. The youngster has gone to ... Carlisle ... and he is more than happy!

Ashley Backs Out Of Face-To-Face Meeting And Kinnear Fears The Worst!	Sat 22 Nov
Joe Kinnear's face-to-face meeting with Mike Ashley this weekend has been cancelled with the Toon boss admitting the "goalposts had moved".

Barton Faces Tough Decision!	Sat 22 Nov
Joey Barton may need surgery to repair the medial knee ligament injury that will sideline him for more than two months.

Kinnear Says Keegan Was Wrong To Play Owen In Midfield!	Sat 22 Nov
Joe Kinnear says he wants to know the Chelsea team before picking his own selection.

Kinnear's Wish-List!	Sat 22 Nov
If he is still in a job (which seems to be doubtful going by today's news of a takeover) Joe Kinnear could target John Arne Riise and Denilson in the January transfer window.

Shearer Prepares To Take Kinnear's Job!	Sat 22 Nov
Reports from London today suggest Mike Ashley scrapped his proposed meeting with Joe Kinnear because the club is close to being sold ... and Alan Shearer has already put together his backroom staff!

Kinnear Insists Chelsea Are In For A Shock!	Fri 21 Nov
The Mackems went down 5-0 at Stamford Bridge, and Chelsea took their foot off the pedal! But Joe Kinnear insists Saturday will NOT be "damage limitation".

Ashley Faces Even More Stick - He's Stopped Shearer's Statue!	Fri 21 Nov
According to The Mail ... Mike Ashley has frozen plans for a statue of Toon hero Alan Shearer being put outside St James' Park.