Thursday, 20th November 2008:
Toon Goalkeeper Joins Carlisle!	Thu 20 Nov
Newcastle United keeper Tim Krul is joining Carlisle United on loan, possibly just until the end of the year, in the next 24 hours.

Kinnear - Stamford Bridge Is My 'Lucky Ground'!	Thu 20 Nov
United have never won a Premier League game at the West London ground, and you have to go back 23 years to find their last win at Chelsea ... but Joe Kinnear says there is no "hoodoo".

We Ask YOU - Do You Want Kinnear As Manager?	Thu 20 Nov
Interim Newcastle boss Joe Kinnear has admitted he hopes to meet owner Mike Ashley in London and win a deal until the end of the season.

Ashley Is One Of The Missing Thousands!	Thu 20 Nov
I had to laugh this morning reading reports that ...

Toon Defender: 'Newcastle Will NOT Dump Me!'	Thu 20 Nov
One thing we have noticed about Spaniards ... or the ones WE have signed ... the buggers will always put money above appearances!

Taylor Set To Sit Out Chelsea Fixture!	Thu 20 Nov
Steven Taylor is losing his battle to be fit for Newcastle United's trip to London to face title-challengers Chelsea.

Luque Blames The City For His Failure On Tyneside!	Thu 20 Nov
Newcastle flop Albert Luque says Newcastle is a "very difficult city to live in", and that was why he decided to get out of Toon!

Will Toon Off-Load Viduka In January?	Thu 20 Nov
Forgotten striker Mark Viduka has finally returned from Australia, but his future on Tyneside is under a cloud as we all know Mike Ashley tried to get him off the wage bill last summer.

Is Kinnear Seriously Considering Three Strikers At The Bridge?	Thu 20 Nov
According to news from St James' Park this morning, Michael Owen WILL start against Chelsea on Saturday, setting up an interesting Owen v John Terry confrontation.

'Man Mountain' Terry Will Be A Tough Nut To Crack!	Thu 20 Nov
John Terry ... who we face on Saturday at Stamford Bridge ... has taken full responsibility for Germany's goal last night in Berlin, letting goalkeeper Scot Carson off the hook.

Maradona Tells Jocks 'You're Not Good Enough'!	Thu 20 Nov
Diego Maradona - the modern day William Wallace to the 'Sweaty Socks' - has given the Scots a warning: "You're not good enough to qualify for the World Cup"! Oh dear ... there'll be tears in the Irn Bru tonight.


Previously:
Can We Dent That Stamford Bridge Record?	Wed 19 Nov
The last time we won at Stamford Bridge was back in November 1986 when Peter Beardsley scored in a 3-1 win and Glenn Roeder was leading the back-line.

Toon Go Down 1-0 To Toffees!	Wed 19 Nov
Newcastle United Reserves went down 1-0 to Everton at the Halton Stadium in Widnes.

Given: 'We Haven't Even Been Told Club Is For Sale!'	Wed 19 Nov
Mike Ashley has gone back to his play room and thrown his Subbuteo game (Newcastle Utd) in the toy cupboard ... and who knows what the hell is going to happen next?

Can You Seriously See Warnock Boarding The 'Mary Celeste'?	Wed 19 Nov
Dennis Wise says - until Mike Ashley tells him otherwise - he will continue to look for players to bring to Newcastle. Even though Ashley has said he is keeping all transfer money in his arse pocket.

Fergie Ban Means Kinnear Had Better Come Up With Something Good!	Wed 19 Nov
Joe Kinnear has three more days to come up with a good excuse why he slagged off Mickey Mouse ... errrrr sorry ... the referee at Fulham. Because the FA are coming down hard on those that show "no respect to referees".

Good News For Toon Fans Ahead Of Chelsea Visit!	Wed 19 Nov
Newcastle fans will be delighted to hear the news that they will NOT be pelted by coins at Stamford Bridge on Saturday because Chelsea striker Didier Drogba will be missing.

Trapattoni Trying To Line Up Given's Exit?	Wed 19 Nov
Having told Shay Given more than once to get his arse out of Newcastle ... Republic of Ireland boss Giovanni Trapattoni has conceded he has spoken to a number of Italian clubs about the Toon goalkeeper.

Hey Shay - Is That A Dig At Gerrard And Lampard?	Wed 19 Nov
Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard have both pulled out of England's friendly with Germany in Berlin on Wednesday, and Toon keeper Shay Given has perhaps made his comments about "national pride" at the wrong time.

Toon Face Moment Of Truth At The Bridge!	Tue 18 Nov
I must admit, I really love our day out down the Fulham Road and Chelsea has to be one of the better 'Away Days'. But it all seems to change come 3pm and we get a drubbing. Will it change this year?

If Shay Given Goes We May As Well Pull Down The Shutters!	Tue 18 Nov
Joey Barton is out for eight weeks, and with the usual injury candidates making promises of long-term returns (Owen, Smith, Viduka, etc) but none of us are holding our breath ... it again exposed the limitations of a paper thin squad.

No Quote - But Shearer Seems To Be Ready For Toon Job!	Tue 18 Nov
It seems 'word of mouth' and 'off the record' ... but according to the Chronicle ... Alan Shearer is ready to jump into the Toon hot-seat the moment Mike Ashley hot-foots oooot of Toon!

Drogba Banned From 92 Grounds For Five Years?	Tue 18 Nov
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has admitted a Football Association charge of violent conduct following last week's Carling Cup defeat by Burnley, when he was pictured throwing an object at away fans.

Ashley - Sell Up Or Go Rot In Hell!	Tue 18 Nov
Wigan owner Dave Whelan, who knows Mike Ashley "very well", describes the Newcastle owner as one of the greediest men he has ever come across. And the former Spurs fan is currently hiding away from Tyneside.

Toon Star Says Kinnear Has Brought Stability!	Tue 18 Nov
Damien Duff says Joe Kinnear has brought stability to the club and he wants to see the ex-Womble handed the Newcastle job on a full-time basis.