Wednesday, 19th November 2008:
Can We Dent That Stamford Bridge Record?	Wed 19 Nov
The last time we won at Stamford Bridge was back in November 1986 when Peter Beardsley scored in a 3-1 win and Glenn Roeder was leading the back-line.

Toon Go Down 1-0 To Toffees!	Wed 19 Nov
Newcastle United Reserves went down 1-0 to Everton at the Halton Stadium in Widnes.

Given: 'We Haven't Even Been Told Club Is For Sale!'	Wed 19 Nov
Mike Ashley has gone back to his play room and thrown his Subbuteo game (Newcastle Utd) in the toy cupboard ... and who knows what the hell is going to happen next?

Can You Seriously See Warnock Boarding The 'Mary Celeste'?	Wed 19 Nov
Dennis Wise says - until Mike Ashley tells him otherwise - he will continue to look for players to bring to Newcastle. Even though Ashley has said he is keeping all transfer money in his arse pocket.

Fergie Ban Means Kinnear Had Better Come Up With Something Good!	Wed 19 Nov
Joe Kinnear has three more days to come up with a good excuse why he slagged off Mickey Mouse ... errrrr sorry ... the referee at Fulham. Because the FA are coming down hard on those that show "no respect to referees".

Good News For Toon Fans Ahead Of Chelsea Visit!	Wed 19 Nov
Newcastle fans will be delighted to hear the news that they will NOT be pelted by coins at Stamford Bridge on Saturday because Chelsea striker Didier Drogba will be missing.

Trapattoni Trying To Line Up Given's Exit?	Wed 19 Nov
Having told Shay Given more than once to get his arse out of Newcastle ... Republic of Ireland boss Giovanni Trapattoni has conceded he has spoken to a number of Italian clubs about the Toon goalkeeper.

Hey Shay - Is That A Dig At Gerrard And Lampard?	Wed 19 Nov
Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard have both pulled out of England's friendly with Germany in Berlin on Wednesday, and Toon keeper Shay Given has perhaps made his comments about "national pride" at the wrong time.


Previously:
Toon Face Moment Of Truth At The Bridge!	Tue 18 Nov
I must admit, I really love our day out down the Fulham Road and Chelsea has to be one of the better 'Away Days'. But it all seems to change come 3pm and we get a drubbing. Will it change this year?

If Shay Given Goes We May As Well Pull Down The Shutters!	Tue 18 Nov
Joey Barton is out for eight weeks, and with the usual injury candidates making promises of long-term returns (Owen, Smith, Viduka, etc) but none of us are holding our breath ... it again exposed the limitations of a paper thin squad.

No Quote - But Shearer Seems To Be Ready For Toon Job!	Tue 18 Nov
It seems 'word of mouth' and 'off the record' ... but according to the Chronicle ... Alan Shearer is ready to jump into the Toon hot-seat the moment Mike Ashley hot-foots oooot of Toon!

Drogba Banned From 92 Grounds For Five Years?	Tue 18 Nov
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has admitted a Football Association charge of violent conduct following last week's Carling Cup defeat by Burnley, when he was pictured throwing an object at away fans.

Ashley - Sell Up Or Go Rot In Hell!	Tue 18 Nov
Wigan owner Dave Whelan, who knows Mike Ashley "very well", describes the Newcastle owner as one of the greediest men he has ever come across. And the former Spurs fan is currently hiding away from Tyneside.

Toon Star Says Kinnear Has Brought Stability!	Tue 18 Nov
Damien Duff says Joe Kinnear has brought stability to the club and he wants to see the ex-Womble handed the Newcastle job on a full-time basis.

Has Kinnear Lost It?	Tue 18 Nov
Can someone please explain to me how the hell Joe Kinnear can pick Shola Ameobi ahead of Michael Owen ... then tell Fabio Capello he is WRONG for not including Owen in his England squad?

Kinnear Starting To Feel The Heat From Supporters!	Tue 18 Nov
It was a very subdued Joe Kinnear last weekend, not only because he saw his side gift Wigan a point in the dying seconds of the match on Saturday, but because the fans seem to have turned on him.

Sir Bobby Always Had Belief In Toon Outcast!	Mon 17 Nov
Luke Edwards had a remarkable interview with Toon villian Titus Bramble, who returned to SJP to rob Newcastle of two points on Saturday. Titus says Sir Bobby Robson always backed him ... when others didn't.

Kinnear Expects To Leave Toon Within Two Weeks!	Mon 17 Nov
Joe Kinnear had a bad weekend. His team selection against Wigan had Michael Owen shuffling his arse on the bench and the fans fuming; and he dropped two points in game he described as "must win".

Shearer Says Kinnear Is Bringing Stability To Toon!	Mon 17 Nov
Talking to the Sunday Sun, Alan Shearer (as expected) played down any link to the Newcastle job ... despite bookies slashing his odds to become the next manager.

Toon Defender Inspired By Owen Substitution!	Mon 17 Nov
Joe Kinnear has taken some stick since Saturday for not playing Michael Owen fronm the start. And Sebastien Bassong says the late substitution changed the game.

Argies Or 'Sweaty Socks' To Win? That's A Tough Call!	Mon 17 Nov
All week we've heard how Diego Maradona is a hero in Chilly Jocko Land because of his "hand of God" against the English, and how he will be seen as the modern day William Wallace up there amongst the tartan, heather and short-bread tins.

Ashley Has One Passion - MONEY!	Mon 17 Nov
The closest we have come to seeing Mike Ashley ADDRESS the Toon fans was a ridiculous letter handed to the media when he decided to sell the club.

Kinnear Prefers Ameobi To Owen!	Mon 17 Nov
Joe Kinnear has played down talk of a rift between him and Michael Owen after the striker claimed he has been fit to play for "a couple of weeks".

Major Blow To Kinnear!	Mon 17 Nov
After dropping two points in a game Joe Kinnear described at the weekend as "must win", the last thing he needs is the news that midfielder Joey Barton will be sidelined for up to eight weeks after damaging knee ligaments.

Toon In The Mix After 'Blowing' Dream Weekend!	Mon 17 Nov
We tipped the weekend to be the turning point ofd the season. After all ... why shouldn't we? We had Wigan at home, while WBA faced Chelsea; Stoke had to travel to Man U; Bolton had Liverpool; and the Mackems were at Blackburn.