Friday, 13th July 2007:
The Player Who Proved Us Wrong	Fri 13 Jul
Do you remember Jon Dahl Tmoasson? He is back in the news because he is set to exchange the German League for a shot at life in Spain.

Martins Showdown With Big Sam	Fri 13 Jul
Obafemi Martins is set for a very interesting showdown meeting with Sam Allardyce concerning his future on Tyneside.

Did Torres Deal Influence Owen Decision?	Fri 13 Jul
Michael Owen has finally decided he has a Newcastle future, but the rumour from Merseyside suggests he only made up his mind when Liverpool signed striker Fernando Torres.

Last Chance For Luque - Patience Is At An End	Fri 13 Jul
The problem Newcastle have with Albert Luque seems to be never ending. The player isn't happy on Tyneside; he has not played anywhere near his best because of it; nobody else will pay his high wages; and we are stuck with him.

Viduka Fitness Concern	Fri 13 Jul
A report from Australia suggests Mark Viduka could be in need of a long holiday when he returns from the Far East ... and that must worry Sam Allardyce as he plans for the opening day of the Premiership season.

If Martins Goes - Gudjohnsen Moves In	Fri 13 Jul
Reports from both St James' Park AND Barcelona suggest a deal for Eidur Gudjohnsen is looking likely, and will be sealed if Oba Martins fails to commit himself the cause at Newcastle.

Shepherd Leaves Newcastle!	Fri 13 Jul
Another one bites the dust as Mike Ashley swings the axe ... but don't get TOO carried away ... it is NOT Freddy Shepherd, but his son.

Toon Set To Sign 'Butcher' Who Crocked Beckham!	Fri 13 Jul
Aldo Duscher, who achieved global awareness of the word "metatarsal" when he broke a bone in David Beckham's foot before the 2002 World Cup, started a trial at Newcastle United yesterday.

Morale Is High After 'Boot Camp'	Fri 13 Jul
Sam Allardyce says his idea of the trip to Austria was to form a "United front", and he is delighted to report everything went to plan.


Previously:
Leeds United ... A Lesson To Us All	Thu 12 Jul
Most of us in our lifetime have never seen our club taste success like Leeds United fans have experienced. FA Cup, League titles, League Cup ... and we last won a domestic trophy long before I was born!

Is Chopra Move Such A Big Deal?	Thu 12 Jul
Sunderland boss Roy Keane will be hoping to persuade Michael Chopra to join the Mackems today, much to the anger of many fans over at the Stadium of Light. But is it such a big deal?

Newcastle United Shareholders Forced To Sell	Thu 12 Jul
Mike Ashley is now in the position to buy out every Newcastle United share ... whether stockholders like it or not.

The News We've Waited MONTHS To Hear!	Thu 12 Jul
At long last ... Michael Owen has come out of hiding and insists he is committed to Newcastle and is determined to produce his best for the club next season.

Heinz 'Flattered' ... But Not By Newcastle	Thu 12 Jul
Newcastle target Gabriel Heinze has enough on his plate without worrying about transfers. After all, scored in Argentina's 3-0 Copa America semi-final victory over Mexico last night.

Will Shearer Days Ever Return To Tyneside?	Thu 12 Jul
In the summer of 1996 Sir John Hall found £15m to break the world transfer record when "Alan Shearer came home". After news the current record is about to fall, we ask ... will Newcastle United ever be in that position again?

Not ANOTHER Howler Freddy!	Thu 12 Jul
The world now knows that, due to some shoddy work from the Newcastle chairman, the extra clauses in the contracts of Michael Owen and Oba Martins confirm they are officially available for transfer.

No Stigma Playing For Newcastle Reserves	Thu 12 Jul
Kevin Keegan scrapped the Reserve side when he was manager at Newcastle because he said it "degraded international players" and was seen as "a punishment". But Sam Allardyce wants to rid the stigma.

Spaniard Has Had More Come-Backs Than Status Quo	Thu 12 Jul
Albert Luque has tied the knot and now he claims he is set to settle down and win back his place in the first team. Although I'm sure 52,000 Geordies won't be taking him at his word. After all, he's had more 'come backs' than Status Quo!

'Bonding Success' But Nothing To Do With 007	Wed 11 Jul
The trip to the Austrian "boot camp" for Newcastle's first team was never going to be all "sweat and toil". More a "getting to know you" for the new players and managerial staff. And Big Sam says everyone is "United".

We Got It Wrong - Chopra IS Going To Sunderland!	Wed 11 Jul
We said yesterday that Michael Chopra was heading back to the Premiership with a "mystery club" offering £3m, but Cardiff wouldn't say who. We discounted the Mackems because Chopra is die-hard Toon fan ... but we were wrong.

Barton's Cop Shop Latest ... Verdict: Re-Bailed	Wed 11 Jul
We told you earlier today Joey Barton had to face the police today. The Toon midfielder has been re-bailed by police investigating an alleged assault on former team-mate Ousmane Dabo during a training ground bust-up.

Oh Dear ... Bolton Take ANOTHER Drubbing!	Wed 11 Jul
The e-mails have been arriving thick and fast after we covered the story on Steven Taylor, who said he wanted Newcastle to be "hated" like Bolton Wanderers. Them Trotters o'er in Bolton didn't like it one little bit.

Barton's Day At The 'Cop Shop'	Wed 11 Jul
Today is the day, Joey Barton is about to discover whether or not he is to face prosecution following an alleged training ground assault on former Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo.

McClaren Set To 'Cap' Toon Youngster	Wed 11 Jul
Steve McClaren says Steven Taylor will be the next Newcastle player to be capped by England.

Allardyce Wants Charlie To Have His Chance	Wed 11 Jul
West Ham United are interested in Charles N'Zogbia but Sam Allardyce wants to see first hand why London clubs are trying to coax him to Capital City.